Crystal had some sort of medical scare, so the ladies sing tomorrow. Hopefully the guys can pull it together haha

Hmm. Won't disclose what it is. Interesting. Wonder what's up. At least it all comes out in the end haha Ooo! The guys look kind of nervous. I would agree with Simon that the women are in the lead.

Mike: LOL! Home video deserves a vote. Ahh yes! This is the Michael that I fall in love with. Makes me melt. So much better than last week. Awe Randy <3 Shut up Kara.

John: LOL English is his second language. No one would have guessed. Eliminated. I think they really like him though. Best advice I've ever seen, really.

Casey: Thought he was going to say jackoff or something. BOX OF KITTENS!!?? Hate this song. All renditions are so karaoke.  

Alex: Stop saying like. Better than last week but not Idol caliber imo. I would agree that he'd be better if he had more experience. Awe! Simon was so sweet there  

Todrick: This guy seems kind of messed up. He clearly doesn't understand what the judges said last week. At least he has a womanly enough voice for Tina. I'm just going to put it out there. Crossdresser. Agreed 100% with Randy & Ellen. lmfao TONDRICK! Again, Simon steals me critique.

Jermaine: Still so horrible. LOL @ the end. So funny. Oh gosh. Another Jameka. God has his hand in Reality shows.

Andrew: His jacket is too small. Boring song. HAHA Simon looks like he doesn't like it. Ellen is so right about everyone referring back to Straight Up. He's still got the best shot at winning though.

Aaron:   I actually reaaallly liked this. Cept for the weird ooOOoooO part. lmfao Do you like Justin Bieber...

Tim: He appears to have a good attitude towards last weeks comments and took them to heart (unlike Tyler haha) He cannot stay in tune. So shaky... Still think they should have picked Thaddeus instead of him. People LOVED him. Eww. Don't put him on Glee. STOP COPYING ME SIMON.

Lee: Perfect song for him. Starting off okay. I totally sing this on SingStar  Meh, it was okay. He should have really gone for it.

Again, predicting that Tim, Jermaine, John and possibly Tondrick on the bubble.

Mike ~ Really liked it. Good for you, Mike!!!

John ~ This guy is so boring. I've been studying Economics all day, and I've had no problem staying awake... I hear this dude and ZzzzZZzzzzzzZzzZZzZzzzzz... Maybe he can make a relaxation CD or some crap like that?

Casey ~ Jackoff? Box? Kittens??? WTF, Lines!!! Anyway, LOVE THIS SONG but it's not very "original" bwhahahaahahaha... I like this guy though. He's like a good looking Chad Kroeger... I also like that the guitar drowns out most of his average sounding voice. Oh God I don't like Kara/Tara... I bet if he flashed his schlong, she would have loved his performance.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA GET IT? GET IT? Also, I think Kara was "hard" on him, because she had to be... Or else people would be all like, "Oh that Kara! She'll love him no matter what! Blah blah blah blah blah"

Alex ~ I'm rooting for this guy more than anyone else basically because he's so nervous, and I think he's such a nice guy. Love his tone. Oh God, Tara/Kara just said exactly what I did!

Todrick ~ Oh wow... He was a ballerina? Big surprise thurrrrrrrrr. If I had a gun, I'd blow my head off right now. That was crap in my opinion.

Jermaine ~ This song just gave me a STD/STI... P.S. Someone please tell this foo what's going on!

Andrew ~ This guy looks like a guy I grew up with... We nicknamed him Danny Yucker, cause he was pretty yucky. Andrew doesn't seem yucky or anything, but he looks like him. I don't like the song, but I still think he has the best voice in the competition. I think he has a hicky on his neck could be a bm though, wtf knows?

Aaron ~ He likes photography, just like you! Kinda looks like you too!!! WHAT??? I like the song, but I'm not really digging his performance. I've heard at least 43 people sing this better.

Tim ~ Love this song... Now let's listen to him ruin it Yeah there he goes... He's just not a good singer. Good looking dude though. I could probably see him on oh I don't know... Maybe Glee or something. lol kidding... Oh wow! Guess Simon wasn't listening.

Lee ~ OK what does he think this is? Dr. Phil? GET IT? GET IT? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!.... *Clears throat* OK... Yeah I agree, good song choice for this guy. The judges better say nice things, or this guy's gonna go all 11th grade on their asses. His eyes are very intense... He's staring Ellen down, and he approves with her comments. Good for you Ellen... Same to Tara/Kara and the Dawg and Simon. Nobody gets a wedgie tonight! Wooooooo!!!


Also... I don't agree with Simon. I don't think he's the best male. Maybe #2 or #3.

At least some of the men improved this week. Gives a tiny bit of hope that the show will improve. At least we know what they mean when they say the women are so much stronger than the guys. What were they on when they picked Jermaine, Todrick and Tim.

Look at you! Changing your name up and all of that jazz. Good for you!! You go girl!!!!

Yeah I know... Jermaine, Todrick, and Tim all kinda blow. I think overall, the women are better, but I think there's a few guys who can make it really far. Andrew, high school, and potentially Alex. I think Alex has the potential to be this years Clay (Except not a flaming homosexual... Not that there's anything wrong with that)

Yar!  I feel obliged to tell you... Last night I put our Idol thoughts up on the blog... we got 45 hits in just over an hour. That's the most clicks I've gotten since I posted that Jeff and Jordan would be on The Amazing Race and the Dancing with the Stars cast release. It's clear that we're all kinds of awesome.   DON'T BE MAD!  

Oh there's Crystal! And she's up first lol

Crystal: She soooo good.   Set the bar amazingly high! Great assessment from the panel!

Haeley: Great, just what we need, another Miley. But we don't have to worry because she sounds horrible and CANNOT SING. LOL Simon zinger!

Lacey: LOL @ Mike. On the fence with her. Not sure if I really liked it. She has a weird speaking and singing voice haha

Katie: Quite liked it, more-so torwards the end. Can see her going far in the competition and growing.

Didi: Was a little too "Todrick" if ya know what I'm sayin'.

Michelle: WHO? Voted off.

Lilly: Didn't think that she was better than Crystal but it was very close. Atta Girl! Love her! Agreed with Simon 110%

Katelyn: Interesting. Very ballsy. Was pretty good, but it was a tad too slow.

Paige: A lot better than last week, vocally and fashion wise lol Small pitch problems but I think she'll gain a lot of popularity with this. LOL @ Kara and Ellen dancing

Soibhan: BAHAHA That video package deserves a vote. She's so f*cking weird but I love her. DARK HORSE! SO GOOD!!!!!!

Michelle and Haely on the bubble IMO

You know me and my issues with rage  Oh Lines, I kid... I kid!!!!!!!!!! You can put this stuff on the moon for all I care.

No seriously... 

Honestly though... 

Cooking food... Missed the first person. OK apparently it was Crystal, but I still missed her cause of foodage.

Haeley? or whatever? ~ Crap. My ears starting bleeding once again, and it went into my food and I almost never ate it!!!

Red haired girl named Lacey ~ I actually like this song... I think she did sound damn good, but like Randy said, she didn't do anything at all to change it... It sounded exactly the same as the original. I'm surprised with Ellen. I think she knows quite a bit about the musiaccccccccccccccccc.

Katie? ~ I thought she did pretty good. I liked the beginning more than the last part. Good shiat though. Hahaha Randy completely said the opposite of what I just did. lol. Thank you Kara for saying what you just did... One week we tell you one thing, the next week we tell you to do something different blah.

Didi!!! ~ I like the song, but it seems like an odd song choice to me. I'm simply saying that because it seems like the cool thing to say. Yup Randy agrees... Ellen agrees... Tara agrees... Simon agrees.

Michelle ~ Didn't like it. I hate Creed. Didn't like her version of it either. In other news, I kinda like Ellen's hair... Not on a women, but I think it could be cool on a dude. I think I may go with the lesbian look.

Lilly ~ She reminds me of Claire from Lost. Anyway, I don't know if I like this performance or if I hate it... I'll let the judges decide what I think. Well it appears that I liked that. A LOT!

Katelyn ~ Oh nice... The Scientist! Let's give it an ear shall we... Meh. She slowed it down a lil too much. Like Dawg said. lol Ellen!! Oh God Ellen agrees too.... Soooooooooo slow.

So note... I was thinking. I think Canadian performers concentrate more on trying to properly pronounce their words, and they lose some of that natural flow when say hosting TV... AKA Ben versus Ryan. Ryan seems more natural and more relaxed. Ben is trying to act proper and professional. I think Canadians have to get away from this sort of thing.

Paige ~ Wow... I think she's knocking this one out of the park. Best of the night in my opinion. Ellen knows what I'm saying! Bwahahaaha Simon said next week she has to come on the stage... I highly doubt FOX would allow that! Simon you soooo freaky!!!

Shinobi ~ Again, most excellent fighting style. Is this girl insane? I can seriously see her eating a corpse or two over her lifetime. I don't like those style of songs, but she did a good job with it.

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Wow... Did you see that? Haeley is such a bad singer, her exit song had them in tears.

It was horrid. Why did they pick her? Must have liked the idea of a young, black, country singer... which is odd because she didn't sing any country songs.

She was black? Sorry I wouldn't know, because I don't see in colors. Wait... Black is a shade. I don't see in shades. She was a country singer? I'm sorry but I wouldn't know, because I don't hear in genre. Wait Country is a shade... No wait... What?