Usher. Usher?

Siobhan:  bahaha She's so awesome. Not her best song, unfortunately.  Agreed with Simon. The screeching is becoming complacent.

Casey: Initially, I didn't really like him - but he's really growing on me. Totally adore him singing in this style.

I love the backstage business.

Mike:  While he's a good singer, he'll never win singing these types of songs.  Really liked it but I wouldn't pay 99cents to get it off of iTunes or anything outrageous like that.

Didi:  This chick is always emotional. Honestly, she acts like a child. lmfao Poor Usher - just standing there awkwardly.  GO HOME. Oh gosh, what a bitch. You sang it for your friend, who passed away, which we learned THE FIRST TIME WE SAW HER. Now she cannot talk about it? PUHlease. GO AWAY.

Tim:  Also another GO AWAY person.

Andrew: LOVE. Would pay 99 centeses for this junk. Too bad it didn't get a little more exciting towards the end. But I suppose he was going for that silky smooth thing LMAO momma's kickin ass and takin names!

Katie: What is she wearing LOL Kinda karaoke.

Lee:   AHHMAZING. This broke Twitter. Honestly.

Crystal: She was the most comfortable with Usher.  She's pretty natural on stage too. Thought she's be awkward without the guitar like Andrew was last week. It's really between her, Siobhan and Lee now IMO

Aaron:  Ruined the song.

Shinobi:  Oh God!!! That was complete crap. I would rather have a family of inbreeds remove my testicles, and force me to watch as they play ping pong with them. Seriously, it was that crappy shitty!

Casey: This guy is incredibly marketable. He has a perfect voice for recording. I think he made a deal with a crossroads demon or something, because this guy became really talented in a hurry! Hate to be him in 10-20 years though... When the crossroads demon comes to collect his soul!!! 


Response: That's what she said...

Mike: I haven't heard the song yet, but let me guess... It's a love song? Yeah we get it... You're big and cuddly. Good for you, Mike. BWAHAHA! "Ready For Love"... Didn't see that coming! The only way this guy will get a creative bone in his body is if he sleeps with Sir Elton... Too far? Anyway, he's a decent singer, but definitely not my thangggg.

Didi:  I like her voice, but there's something missing with her... Let me tell you, Lines! A little Prozac would do wonders for this girl. Hook her up with some of that crap and she'd be singing Fergalicious... Fergilicious... Ferrr... Ferrrr... What I'm trying to get at here is give her a little Prozac and this girl would be all about singing meaningless bullshit music, instead of "gun to my head/razorblade to my wrist" meaningful, but nonetheless bullshit music. Also Tara/Kara had to get her plug-in again.

LOL at Ryan with the back stage play by play going on there.

Sanjaya/Tim: ZzzzzzzzZzZzZZzZzZZzZzzzzzzzzzzzzZZzZZzZzZzzZZzZzZZzZzZzzzzzzzZZzzzzzzz what an incredibly boring song. I could totally see myself having a nice sleep while unconsciously listening this to this bullshit. At least Tim has nice hair... I'll give him that. LOL at Ellen! Hilarious comments. LOL at Simon also!

Andrew: This guy has such an awesome voice... I think his biggest challenge is dong song choice.  I kept the dong in there because that was a honest typing error and it cracked me up! Hahaha... Anyway, good job! Still wasn't as good as "Straight up" though...

Katie: Usher wouldn't let her take a pic with him... Nice. Meh. I find this girl incredibly boring. She gives me a violent case of yawnarrhea.

Lee: Good job by High-School. God I'd love to see him slam that guitar over a geek's head. For some reason I can see this dude dressed up as Elvis.

Crystal: She obviously has talent, and she'll probably end up winning it, but I hated this song... Not her, just the song. Looks like I'm in the minority with my hate towards that song choice.

Aaron: I liked the song choice... It wasn't good, and it wasn't bad... It was kinda like cold pizza, that for some reason you decide to warm up, and you eat it and then 2 or 3 bites in you're like, "Oh shit, I should I have just ate this cold."

lmfao
I love reading your assessment. A+

So glad Didi got the boot.

Thank you, thank you... 

Boooooooooooo!!! At the Didi comment. She had a great voice.

In other news, Ricky Martin will be a guest next week. He'll be singing "He Bangs!"

WoooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOoOOoOooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!OOOOooooo!!! hArDddy Arrrr arrrrrrrrrrrrRRrrrr.