I didn't see tonight's episode...

But I'll pretend I did

Oh really? I heard about that on TMZ... Blah blah blah, winning Idol is like having a business! You'll be able to buy your momma a house!!! A HOUSE!!! Wonder how long Crest has been waiting to use that gem.
And now for my analysis. *If always giggle when I spell analysis, because it starts with "anal"*
Casey: Yeah it was OK. It had it's bright moments, and its blah moments... He's still safe for the week.
Lee: High school did a decent job, but like you said, the judges totally overrated that.I don't know if he used his guitar tonight or not, but I'd like to see him smash a guitar over someone's head. I'd pay to see that!
Tim: Oh man! Ultra shaky!!!! He seemed really nervous tonight... Hence why I said shaky

Aaron: I think Tim and Aaron should go home together... Maybe they could split a cab!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shinobi: I remember way back in the day we used to all hang out at my father's arcade and play Shinobi's game. I especially liked smashing the phone booth's and flipping off of the poles. I remember one time there was this guy named Adam playing, and he didn't like me too much for some reason. Anyway, he ended up dying in the 3rd or 4th level, and I was like, "Oh man, too bad you died, there was a free man about two screens over" and then he was like, "Thanks for telling me that now"... And I said, "you died anyway, so it didn't make a difference now did it!?!?!? You weren't GOOD enough to make it to the free man, so there now... SUCK ON THAT!"
Mike: Pretty decent. Kinda weird that he stopped halfway through to flex his muscles and pick Ryan off of the floor like that, but whatever. Decent... Still hate the save bullshit thing though. Booooooo!!! Shark's won!

Piss on you Sharks!!!
Crystal: This girl will win the competition... Great job tonight. She's so gosh darn consistent.